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RAMSPACE COLUMNIST - RICKY RAM (DERBY'S No 1 FAN)


Although he was supposed to be a regular columnist, it has taken Ricky over 3 years to make his Ramspace return.
Still, I'm sure you'll find his output only too familiar.

 

Now then, let me start by reminding you no one loves the Rams more than I do. I've got a 50 year season ticket and I haven't missed an away game for 8 years. So I hope you believe me when I say it gives me no pleasure to say our club is a fucking shambles!

Let's start on the pitch with that spaswit Teale. That pansy couldn't tackle a bowl of porridge and as for his new contract, he should be paying us! Don't even get me started on Savage. That Leicester gypo is creaming us dry when his legs have clearly gone and he doesn't give a hoot about the Super Rams. Now lets move onto Hulse, if that lazy, streak of piss is worth £4m then come back Derek Hales all is forgiven.

Off the pitch it's not much better. If we sell Hulse it's a disgrace. he's our top scorer and even if we got offered £6m, selling him just betrays the lack of ambition of Tom Dick and his septic mates. Re-organise these two words into a well know phrase - stripping, asset. Hold the phone a second, there's a newbie on the forum saying he thinks Nigel's doing a good job, I'll soon cut that little fucker down to size.....

.....anyway as I was saying, we're a big club and we should be raising the wage bill not cutting it down. What's happened to the million pound signings? Now I'll admit I burnt my season ticket when we signed Steve Howard, but what a player he was. Dean Saunders, Ashley Ward, how many examples do you want? Luke Varney? Who's he?

To my mind it all went wrong when we got rid of Billy Davies. Yes he found it a bit tough in the Premiership and perhaps he was a difficult character but Brian Clough (Amen) was difficult and it didn't do him any harm. Phil Brown's another one, we shouldn't have got rid of him either, I always said his loan signing policy was sensible and he could have given us that stability we need.   

Back in a second, just got to ring the moan in - "Hi Roger, Ricky here, these loans and lower division signings are doing my head in  etc etc etc." 

 

 

Like a I said, no one loves the club more than me and, believe me, I take no pride in saying I laugh my arse off every time we lose. We really need to just rip everything up from top to bottom and start again. It's the way forward, just look at Newcastle over the last 10 years.

Anyway I don’t want you thinking I’m being all negative again, so I’m off now. See you Saturday, although I expect we’ll get hammered.

Ricky Ram
Derby's No.1 Fan!


 

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