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RAMSPACE COLUMNIST - RICKY RAM (DERBY'S No 1 FAN)


Hot on the heels of Roy Hector Clough, take a trip down misery lane as new regular columnist Ricky Ram
makes his Ramspace debut.

 

Now then, no one loves the Rams more than I do, but if you ask me, this season’s been shit. I hated Billy Davies when he was at Preston and I hate him even more now. The way he’s ripped our team apart, it’s like Tommy Doc all over again – another Scottish wanker.  

Like I said, I’m Derby’s biggest fan but let’s look at some of the new signings – Ok Steve Howard’s scored a few but, christ almighty, the QE2 turns faster and what’s the point of a striker with no pace?  Lupoli’s another – ok he’s fast as fuck but he’s about as strong as a 10 year old girl. Talking of girl’s, there’s no coincidence that Le cock is french for penis. I wonder what the French word is for useless bandana wearing tosser?
 

What was wrong with Idi, Dava, Tommy, Lewin and Campy? We had the basis of a good side there, it just needed time.

Let me tell you, I was in the front line with RPG, RT and the rest and literally dedicated 6 months of my life to get rid of the old regime. But let’s not kid ourselves all is well off the pitch. The 3 amigos may be gone but, to me, it’s new board, same old. Bob the builder, the king of the caravans and that basketball bloke are full of the same old empty promises. Where’s their investment in the team? Why are they selling all our best players? Two words spring to mind – asset stripping.

If they were true Derby people they would have got a true Derby person in as manager. I would have gone for Igor or maybe Eranio with Jim Smith coming back as football director. That’s the sort of combination that could have really took us forward.


"To my mind, games like Reading away were building character for a genuine tilt this year.


Like a I said, no one loves the club more than me and, believe me, I take no pride in saying I’ll laugh my arse off when the current flukey run of form blows up in Davies’s face. I mean what’s the point getting in the Premiership with this lot? We’ll be back down before you can say thirty million
pounds and it’ll just be embarrassing.

Anyway I don’t want you thinking I’m being all negative, so I’m off now. See you Saturday, although I expect we’ll get hammered.

Ricky Ram
Derby's No.1 Fan!


 

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