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1 - RamsTrust Bingo
Using
the grid below, tick off each time a phrase is used in any Rams
Trust publicity.
The first person with a full house wins a gigantic Super Rams flag.
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“In the hands of true fans” |
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“Cukoo’s flew the nest” |
“Hard work of the Rams Trust” |
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"Billy Davies was brought in by the new board"
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“Club now in safe hands” |
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“Independent organisation” |
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“Three Amigos” |
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“Not a protest group” |
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“Community Projects” |
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2- The Billy Davies interpreter
Sometimes its not always clear what Billy Davies says. We think
we've got the hang of it by now.
See if you can match the phrase in the left hand column with
the correct interpretation in the right.
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A. Jay McEvely will help increase competition for
places.
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A. He’s definitely playing on Saturday. |
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B. We’ll talk about Seth’s contract at the end of the
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B. If we get promoted, I’m the best manager since
Shankly, if we don’t- I’ve already covered my back.
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C. The lad’s out for a minimum 2-3 weeks |
C. Ok, Mo Camara wasn’t my best signing. Don’t worry
though folks, you’ll never see him again.
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D. We would have been happy with mid-table |
D. I’ve tried to work him off to Crewe, I sub him every
game and I’ve signed 6 midfielders yet he still hasn’t
took the hint.
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3 - Where's Mick?
With
the pending return of reserve team football. What do you think
Mick Derby been doing on Tuesday nights
for the last two years since the reserves disbanded?
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a) Learnt to speak fluent Croatian should he ever bump
into Igor or Ace.
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b) Archived
his reserve team sheets from the 80’s.
c)
Got bogged down in internet porn and/or gambling.
d) Attended regular vigils at a self built shrine on the old
Baseball ground Site.
e) Sneaks around Moor Farm adjusting and cleaning
his various concealed webcams, in readiness to watch tomorrows
private U-16 friendly against Mansfield.
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