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SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME

Following the recent well publicised 'Giant Flag' fiasco, we thought we'd recall a few more events from
recent Rams history which "seemed like a good idea at the time".


Our special relationship with Carlisle -
Back in the late nineties Derby enjoyed a well publicised 'special relationship' with Carlisle United. However when a player of genuine Premiership quality emerged in Matt Jansen, despite getting first refusal, The Bald Eagle opted to overlook him in favour of Boets and Rory Delap!!!!!

Our Millenium season signings - In the post Wanchope, Baiano era the Rams lost their way in the premiership. DCFC chose to take out a further £10m plus loan to be spent directly on the playing squad. Short term, this worked as the Rams stayed in the Premiership. Medium to Long term, the additional loan and contracts dished out on injury prone prima donas Strupar, Burley, Morris & Kinkladze would bring the club to its knees.


After being told Carlisle had a player who
turned like Cruyff, a case of serious mistaken
 identity ensued.

 

Summer 2001 contract negotiations - Due to his high maintenance off field lifestyle (note based on religion as apposed to sex, drugs and rock n'roll) Jim Smith opted not to offer the majestic Taribo West a contract extension. Alternately it was seen as a good idea to offer notorious soccer mercenary Fabrizio Ravanelli a 2 year deal. The Rams went down like a stone and I think we might still be paying Ravanelli now!

Our Purple training kit - As part of various madcap ideas to stamp his mark on the club JG commissioned a range of bright purple training kits and tops. He thought it was cool. Away fans thought they'd arrived at a David Icke convention!

Being strong in the transfer market - In the same summer, marking out a steely determination to return to the Premiership at the first attempt, the Rams rejected bids of £6m for Christie and £4.5m for Poom. Bugger.

The CO-OP bank - As DCFC's financial position reached the point of no return, the co-op bank opted to ignore the solid local money of Gadsby for the quicker immediate dollar and 'business plan' from the 3 Amigos. 2 years later, with the club in an even worse state,  they end up writing off a load of their debt, just to get the people in who they could have had to start with.

Dean Holdsworth - After spending 2 months promising an experienced assistant, Phil Brown inexplicably appoints Dean Holdsworth, citing him as a "winner". Holdsworth's occasional on field appearances and pub league physique soon make him one of the biggest joke figures in recent DCFC history.  To be fair this didn't even seem a good idea at the time!

Rams Giant Flag - Inspired by the giant flag paraded by Rangers fans at the Ted testomonial. Ramstrust commission a giant flag for DCFC. Missing the key point that most Scottish football crowds are largely good humoured, very enthusiastic and inebriated, the flag is a damp squib amongst your average, apathetic Pride Park season ticket holder. Now used by Jill Marples as weather protection for her helicopter.

Rams fans were universally elated when we
 signed Rav. A year later his contract nearly killed
 the club.

 



The Co-op bank's handling of DCFC's account did
 much to enhance their reputation in the town.

     

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