|
"I build your
conservatory in 2 days, very good cash price,
don't worry I not go training anymore" |
The Candido
Costa "season long duffer from
Porto" award.
Winner - Przemyslaw Kazmierczak |
"Hello, Radio Derby? I'd
like to go on air and talk about my son. I've disowned him." |
The Guy Fawkes award for high treason
Winner - Lee Camp cavorting on our pitch
with his Red Dog mates. |
The Salman Rushdie Blasphemy award.
Winner - David Peace - as voted by all Derby
fans over the age of 45. |
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"Quick, get back on we've
got another free kick, Newcastle are on the phone and your
knee's going to go any minute" |
The Tommy Mooney "is this what
we've come to?" award
Winner - Darren Powell
|
"...now I'm not
saying that Brian didn't do well at Derby & Forest, I just
think that what I've done....." |
The Billy Davies Self Congratulation award.
Winner - Billy Davies
|
The Shannon Matthews Mum
'best laid plans' award.
Winner- Paul Jewell for his promise of
immediate promotion.
|
The Jonny Wilkinson "crocked dead ball specialist with
vastly inflated reputation" award.
Winner - Giles Barnes
|
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As rubbish
as Duke was,
this was worth £1.5m of anyone's money. |
Double winner of both the Joe Calzage
"undefeated champion" award and the "bottled water" award
for inspired ideas.
Winner - David Lowe |
"....Mo, Mile, Toddy;
quick introduce yourself to Greeny before we kick off." |
The Christmas Jumper "do you mind
if I return it? award.
Winner - Nathan Ellington |
The "John Terry penalty" award for snatching
disaster from the edge of glory.
Joint
Winners - Chelsea and Cardiff City |
