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"Shit the boss is burning
someone's contract" |
The John
Gregory "What really happened?" award.
1st) Trevor
Birch 2nd) The Marples 3rd) Robert Earnshaw |
Another boardroom mystery
to go down in DCFC history - as if we needed anymore!
|
The Kalou Fadiga "now you see him now
you don't" award.
Winner - Laurent Robert |
The Mariah Carey entourage award.
Winner - Billy Davies
and his backroom cronies
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Matty fails to see the
funny side of our award & life in League 1. Big Stevie
consoles himself with the prospect of a second £1m move in 4
months! |
The Shannon Matthews "its under the bed"
award.
1) Next seasons parachute payment 2) Tom Huddlestone's
England Cap bonus
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"...and if you don't give
me £50m in January & a £100k per point bonus...what? Ok I'll
clear my desk. |
The Paul Merson "backed the wrong
horse" award.
Winners - Steve Howard & Matt Oakley
|
The Jose Mourinho "I'm bigger than the club,
shit I've been sacked" award.
Winner- Billy Davies
|
The Bez
entertaining sidekick award
Winner - Stan Ternant
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January 2008
- "So Paul, I'm looking for you to build a highly successful
team, with the backbone of a solid family Club."
May 2008 - Oh dear. |
The Take That unexpected comeback award.
Winner - Phil Brown
|
"....and you just have to
stand back and admire the far superior quality of Bolton..."
No you don't. |
The Bill Clinton award for keeping your job
against all normal logic
Winner - Paul Jewell |
The Teenage girl meeting Westlife award.
Winner - Ross Fletcher for his simpering, awe struck
commentaries against anyone above us in the league (i.e.
everyone) |
