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Rams Stay in the Premiership
Pompey’s African contingent refuse to
return to the British winter and Portsmouth subsequently
fail to win another point; Thankshin Shinawarta
convicted of embezzlement and murder, Man city’s points
and players repossessed under “proceeds of Criminal
Activity” law (despite Shinawarta’s plea bargaining to
end drug crime in Moss Side overnight). The Rams win a
battle with Sunderland and Fulham to stay up.
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“Yes Tony, if you have no hands,
you cannot be selling the drugs” |
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Robert Earnshaw joins the Q-League
Earnie is transferred to the newly
formed Q-League in Qatar. Reports suggest he will take a
pay cut but will be better off due to the saving in fuel
costs on his Hummer |
“Pump number 5, full tank.
Have you got
change for a
fiver mate?” |
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Pride Park becomes the 51st
state
With KFC, McDonalds, Pizza Hut,
Frankie and Benny’s, Starbucks and now the club itself
in American ownership; Pride Park is disowned from the
EU. Ticket prices fall due to weakness of the dollar.
Games now played in four quarters.
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Kenny Miller models
the new kit.
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Billy Davies becomes Scotland
manager
The 2010 World Cup qualifiers begin
well as Scotland sneak narrow victories against
Macedonia and Iceland. However, constantly swapping
wingers fails to trouble Holland and the Scots are routed
5-0. |
“Let’s go 3-5-2…right
now 2-4-4…shit who’s
marking Dirk Kuyt”
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Jewell admits Windass interest
After playing for Jewell at Bradford
and trying to sign him for Wigan, Paul Jewell admits he
is an admirer of Hull’s 38 year old striker Dean Windass.
Windass signs for Sunderland for £3.5m two days later.
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”Andy, Dwight and Dean have scored
hundreds
of goals between them…some of them
were even
this decade” |
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J-TV is launched
The Rams media friendly full-back Jay
McEveley decides to launch his own cable TV channel.
Jay’s opinions on anything and everything can now be
accessed 24 hours a day. |
“This is Jay McEveley, reporting live
for J-TV” |
