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HOW
YA DAEIN’? Craig Burley ‘ere. Tha lads at Ramspace wanted a wee bit
o Premiership insight and when ya think of Deby County & the
Premiership, what’s tha first thing ya think off? Aye, Craig Burley
and here I am. Well, ah taken’ a fair bit o stick offae the ramspace
laddies for whoring masel around the media but ave ya seen their
antics recently? Well at least ah git paid for mine (cheque in tha
post eh lads? Aye, ah ken there’s bin a postal strike but it has’nae
bin on for five years likes!) Anyways now ah’m here ah mays’well
carry oon.
Well,
as ah’m talkin’ aboot tha media, ah’ll tell yous aboot ma new gig
eh? Ah’m now workin’ for a new kinda sports channel. It’s called
Santana Sports- ah could’nae refuse tha chance to be involved in
such a innovative project likes. Tha concept o fitba an' long guitar
solo’s has tae be a winner eh? Ah think yer man Carlos gies it some
on the axe for 45 minutes whilst yous watch tha game, then I come on
an telt yous what’s happened whilst Carlos has a jazz fag. Then we
dae it all again and yer man sets fire to his axe at the final
whistle. Good eh? Ah presume that’s what happens but ah hav’nae done
one yet.
But
less aboot me, ya ken how ah hate talkin’ aboot masel? The burnin’
question is whether yon Rams can stay oop or not eh? Well, ah has an
insight intae ah coupla players. First off there’s Big Boab. Ah got
im’ confused wi Bobo Balde last time but it is definitely Baldy
Boaby. Well that yin’s goat plenty ah Premier league experience so
it should’nae be a problem. Ah ken it’s the Scottish Premier League
but I’ll stick ma heed on anyone who says that league (where ah wis
top man) isnae one o tha best in Europe. It isnae easy when yous
only beatin’ Falkirk 3-0 an the fans ay bayin’ for ya blood likes.
Ah
also ken Kenny Miller likes. In fact he rang on ma mobie before the
move with a coupla burnin’ questions before he could move. Ah told
him the answers like “somewhere between Birmingham and Nottingham”
and “aye, hits the bank nae problem, same time every month” and tha
wee man wis only too happy to sign. Ah’m sure sure he’ll dae well (oot
of it).
So
can yon Rams stay up? Well, oh sorry lads ya said 400 words an
that’s yer lot. Cheers till next time.
Your
Pal,
Craig |
Fuck the match, get back in the office and
check the payroll's left the account
now!
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