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".....and its amazing play by Fagan, he rounds 4 defenders runs
through on goal and ....strokes it back to Claude on the halfway
line...." |
| Keeping the faith -
It's been a shocking
start and the squad has hardly been transformed in the
manner we were told it would be. However there's no point
moaning about it, the lads need us more than ever so we say
keep the faith and lets turn it round. |
| Craig Fagan -
Love him or loathe
him, you just can't knock the guy's effort and energy.
Definitely star of the season so far, getting stuck in and
showing some passion when other more popular players have
frankly bottled it. |
| Fruli Strawberry
Lager -
Various members of the
ramspace posse have been firing into this big time over the
first month of the season. Goes down an absolute treat in the
sunshine, just don't expect to use your legs for anything
useful afterwards!. |
| Reserve Team
Football -
Remember the old days at the BBG of checking out the Rams
emerging talent and trialists against Liverpool, Man Utd,
Everton etc for free? Well those days are back! Shame you
can't still walk to the chippy at half time. |
| Premier League
Forums -
If you get poster of the month
on the SSA forum, Stoney gives you a nice avatar. If you get
it on the Times Online Fanzone, they send you a magnum of
Champers! Rest assured the quality of our broadsheet writing
thus far will be improving.... |
|

Rumours that
there was a crate
on the team coach to
Anfield are unconfirmed. |
|

"....look there's no point getting in a strop, we're not going to
pay £8m for Danny Dichio, end of...." |
| Near Miss
Transfers -
People moving goalposts, Agents asking silly money, Players
not fancying the scrap, the transfer market going crazy. In
the Sales school I'm from, that sounds like excuses for not
being able to close a deal......... |
| Rams Defending -
Ok we're playing against a
better class of striker, but what has happened to our
defence?? The most basic errors are getting made and
punished every match and it need sorting fast. Did we get a
defending coach? |
| Ted Mcminn
- Gets too big for
his boots and gets fucked off by Radio Derby. To make
matters worse, he then gets outed as the second rate pundit
we all suspected he was by, of all people, Dean Sturridge! |
| Big Boab & Mighty
Mo -
Cast aside as not good enough 6
months ago in the Championship, these two have somehow
worked their way back into the first eleven. Another telling
sign of how desperate things have got. |
| Fan Frenzy -
The forums and
phone in's are awash with angry Rams fans not 6 matches
since the play off final. "Gadsbys a liar", "Billys not good
enough" are common threads. We thought Rams fans were better
than this. |
|

Left
side midfield problem?
What problem??!?!!??..... |