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He's smashing up the
Premiership and Sunderland
have signed Stern John.
Good work Keano! |
| David Jones -
Billy's signed many
quality players this year but for pure, outright quality
look no further than Jonah. Already worth more than double
what we paid for him and only 22! Its rare Fergie gets it
wrong with his sales, but he has with Jonesey. |
| Ugly Wins -
1-0 or 2-1, who
cares? Ugly wins are the basis of our success this season.
Palace, Plymouth, Southend, Burnley - all shocking games,
but 3 points is 3 points. |
| Jon Stead -
Nobody was that devastated
that we missed out on him but he gave us 110% in every games
and scored some key goals. Already grabbed a couple for the
Blades and we wish him well. |
| The New Board -
Seven new signings in the
January transfer window speaks for itself. Not only are we
getting the financial backing but Mike Horton seems to have
got a good knack of getting his man. How many genuine
targets have dipped out on? Not many. |
| George Burley -
Not many opposition managers
have been gracious in defeat to the Rams this season.
However George (who had every right to feel more hard done
to than most) spoke with dignity and a genuine affection for
DCFC after our win at St Marys. Respect. |
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George again
retains dignity,
despite being lumbered with the worst training kit in the history of
professional football. |
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Rumours that Holmesey has
taken up a second career
as a Prince William impersonator
are unconfirmed. |
| Arturo Lupoli -
Undoubtedly a phenomenal
finisher but note his strange celebrations against Wrexham,
his constant Italian press diatribes about going back to
Italy and a few veiled comments from Billy. Is it just me or
is he a bit of a knobhead? |
| Billy Baiters -
Yes we know he's a driven
'career' manager and a lot of you don't like that. But if he
fucks us off for Newcastle or Rangers when we are half way
up the Premiership who cares! Can we concentrate on the job
in hand please. |
| Lee Holmes
- Lee Ryan from Blue,
Lee Majors from the bionic man, Lee Mavers from the La's,
Leicester Lee from Big Brother, Lee Holmes the brightest
young left sided talent in English football - where are they
now? |
| Birmingham City -
How can we consolidate our
position at the top of the table? I know, lets dig up our
pitch in the middle of winter and sell our best player. The
Sunday Sport couldn't make it up! |
| RT & the giant
flag fiasco -
Happy to take the
credit for the idea and the funding, RT have dropped the
giant flag like a stone. Thus lumbering those who had made a
genuine effort to make it work with the problem of what to
do with it. Can RT get any more unpopular? |
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David Sullivan, for reason best known to himself, dressed as
a Russian general. No further
gag required. |