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Barometer - February 2007
 

 


He's smashing up the
Premiership and Sunderland
have signed Stern John.
 Good work Keano!

David Jones - Billy's signed many quality players this year but for pure, outright quality look no further than Jonah. Already worth more than double what we paid for him and only 22! Its rare Fergie gets it wrong with his sales, but he has with Jonesey.  
Ugly Wins - 1-0 or 2-1, who cares? Ugly wins are the basis of our success this season. Palace, Plymouth, Southend, Burnley - all shocking games, but 3 points is 3 points.
Jon Stead - Nobody was that devastated that we missed out on him but he gave us 110% in every games and scored some key goals. Already grabbed a couple for the Blades and we wish him well.
The New Board - Seven new signings in the January transfer window speaks for itself. Not only are we getting the financial backing but Mike Horton seems to have got a good knack of getting his man. How many genuine targets have dipped out on? Not many.
George Burley - Not many opposition managers have been gracious in defeat to the Rams this season. However George (who had every right to feel more hard done to than most) spoke with dignity and a genuine affection for DCFC after our win at St Marys. Respect. 


George again retains dignity,
despite being lumbered with the worst training kit in the history of professional football.

     


Rumours that Holmesey has
taken up a second career
as a Prince William impersonator
 are unconfirmed.

Arturo Lupoli - Undoubtedly a phenomenal finisher but note his strange celebrations against Wrexham, his constant Italian press diatribes about going back to Italy and a few veiled comments from Billy. Is it just me or is he a bit of a knobhead?
Billy Baiters - Yes we know he's a driven 'career' manager and a lot of you don't like that. But if he fucks us off for Newcastle or Rangers when we are half way up the Premiership who cares! Can we concentrate on the job in hand please.
Lee Holmes - Lee Ryan from Blue, Lee Majors from the bionic man, Lee Mavers from the La's, Leicester Lee from Big Brother, Lee Holmes the brightest young left sided talent in English football - where are they now?
Birmingham City - How can we consolidate our position at the top of the table? I know, lets dig up our pitch in the middle of winter and sell our best player. The Sunday Sport couldn't make it up!
RT & the giant flag fiasco - Happy to take the credit for the idea and the funding, RT have dropped the giant flag like a stone. Thus lumbering those who had made a genuine effort to make it work with the problem of what to do with it. Can RT get any more unpopular?


David Sullivan, for reason best known  to himself, dressed as
a Russian general. No further
gag required.

     

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