|
New in ShopDCFC, the Adidas 'Fagan'. Look Ace at a glance,
but don't quite fit (in). |
| The Premiership -
It pains me to say it
but the Premiership really is the only place to be. The
level of media exposure you get against the Championship is
unreal. Every games a potential belter and you can rest
assured that you'll never miss any DCFC goals action ever
again. Come on you Rams! |
| Rob Earnshaw -
He's not set the
world on fire in pre-season but Earnie will score goals for
us this year. Compared to £16.5m for Bent, £6m for Nugent/Kamara
and, the ludicrous, £5m Sunderland paid for Chopra, Earnie
looks a snip. |
| Adidas -
The new kit may not be the
stunner we expected but frankly it could have been a sack
cloth with the 3 adidas stripes and it would still have been
cool as fuck. This deal has upped the image of shopDCFC
300%. Now lets start selling the trainers. |
| Jason Beardsley -
With the demise of reserve team football, he's come from
nowhere and looks the part already. As much as we all love a
big money signing its's always cracking when a genuine
quality youngster comes through. Good Luck Jase. |
| Patrick Kluivert -
Whether he actually came to
Derby for a trial or not, getting linked with ageing world
stars is what the Premier League is all about. Left side
midfield? Where's Rivaldo nowadays? |
|
Don't panic
readers, Earnie will
do the biz. Come on, we could
have paid £6m for Marlon
Harewood! |
|
Dear Sir, big, nasty, horrible Derby County are picking on us again.
Can you please tell them to stop it. |
| Billy's Back Room
staff - When
Billy told the board he needed a full backroom 'team' for
the Premiership, they immediately provided budget for eleven
coaches. Seriously Billy, are all these new guys on the
bench necessary? |
| Lionel Ainsworth -
Signed pro terms on the same
day as Giles but injury and bad attitude have blighted his
career. Recently signed for Hereford. Ouch! |
| Southampton
- Further to their
placing in the last Barometer (see Miserable, whinging, sore
losers etc), the Saints get arsey because we try to sign one
of their players. "We'll be writing to the FA" - As they're
not in the Premiership, we assume the FA wont give a fuck. |
| DCFC Arrests -
As a fifth man is arrested in
respect of the 3 amigos takeover investigation, it seems the
truth will out in the not too distant. With the club now on
the soundest footing its arguably ever been, Rams fans can
sit back and enjoy the show. |
| Forest -
To coin a phrase -
How bad were they? No good players, no pattern, no spirit,
no signings. Won't be coming out the doledrums any time
soon. |
|
You're
going down. you're going down, we're not..... |
