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BAROMETER - MARCH 2010
 

 




Post Scunthorpe, Johnny was called to Nigel's office expecting the worst. This sneaky mobile photo shows his reaction to the discussion.

Shaun Barker -  The Rams marquee summer signing finally getting a run in the team and looking absolute class. Long may Shaun be our number 5 and surely our next captain when Savage moves to the BBC full time.     
Nigel's Knowledge - It's been a tough first full season for Nigel and he certainly hasn't got everything right. However his transfer activity and, in particular his gaming of the loan market has been flawless. Hands up who'd heard of Freddie Stoor or Lee Johnson, Hands up who thought Paul Dickov was rubbish and just how good are Hunt & Tonge?
The Forest Game - No one was looking forward to this but the Rams absolutely nailed the Red Dogs and fully deserved the win. The inspired recall of Commons and the all round in your face, energy was too much for Billy's usual spoiling tactics. If Scunthorpe was the zenith, this was the turning point  
Johnny Metgod - It had not gone unnoticed by the spacerams that Metgod had blatantly moved up the back room pecking order in recent weeks. Now joining Holland at the World Cup, Apparently Crosby is still waiting for the call from Capello.  
Jake Buxton - Held up as a symbol of everything that was wrong with Nigel early doors, now morphing into cult hero and a quality Championship centre half. Dean who? 





"Hi Nigel, Alex Mcleish here,
we've just sold Roger Johnson to Spurs for £20m. I'd like to
bid £7m for Jake Buxton...."

     

When he turned up in that suit
they should have ripped up the contract on principle.

FA Charges -  Three strikes suggests we are going to, harshly, get nailed by the FA. Tom Glick says he supports the lads unity. We'll get back to him on that when we've got £100k of fines to pay.     
Paulo Souza -  Dressed like an 80's pimp, bored 30,000 people into submission, then celebrated like he'd won the play offs after his tedious euro football tactics got him a 1-0 win at PP. Quality technician or utter Cunt? I know what I thought.   
Scunthorpe - Held up as a watershed point by Nigel, held up as a good reason to burn your season ticket by most Rams fans. Please let us never stoop as low as this ever again.
Lee Croft - It's not really worked out has it? I always thought Crofty was a dangerous opponent and I actually quite like him as a player. Lets hope he can turn it around next season.. 
Billy Davies - Stooping to new levels with his outrageous threats of legal action against Nigel. You lost, it was largely your fault, you got the piss taken by 30,000 people who hate you - get over it. 



Somewhere in there, Nigel is allegedly two footing Silly up the arse. Literally Unbelievable.

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