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Due to a catastrophic
misjudgement of my diary I ended up in Majorca for the Arctic Monkeys
recent massive gigs at Lancashire CCC and had to sell my ticket.
Depressed by the pool as the texts started to fly in (The Coral are ace,
I can't get a pint etc), I decided to cheer my self up by putting this
together, Have you ever considered how
many Arctics lyrics apply to DCFC? Didn't think so!
"Last night what we talked about, made so much sense,
but now the haze as ascended it don't make no sense anymore"- George
Burley's protracted contract discussions drag on.
"(S)he doesn't do major credit cards I doubt (s)he does
receipts, it's all not quite legitimate" - Rams fans
forced to buy their season tickets in cash or on finance smell a rat
with JK's administration of DCFC.
"Do me a favour and stop flattering yourself" - I
love Billy, but he never misses an opportunity to point our how far
we've come and what an achievement it's been.
"I wish you'd stop ignoring me because its sending me
to despair" - Mo Camara's pleas are heard as he unexpectedly starts
virtually all the pre-season matches
 "He
saw it and he grabbed it but it wasn't what it seemed" - Ryan Smith
runs Preston ragged when playing
for Leicester, Billy makes him an early signing at Derby, Ryan is shit.
"Brian, top marks for not trying" - I think Mr
O'Niel is still one of my most hated Derby players ever.
The Libertines classic 'what a waster' could also apply.
"Let's have a game on the Teddy Picker" - Phil
Brown's scouting and loan signing policy explained.
"Anticipation has a habit to set you up for
disappointment" - Alex Turner nails life as a Rams fan in one
killer line.
"Just 'cos he's had a couple of cans, he thinks it's
alright to act like a dickhead" - Steve Elliot wrecks a pub in
Alvaston, George Williams jumps on someone's car, Adam Murray goes
mental. Pick you favourite.
"Quick let's leave before the lights come on" -
West Brom players fall over themselves to jump ship after being
outdone by the Super Rams
Got chased last night by men with truncheons wearing hats" -
Rob Lee and Warren Barton, arguably the two most
boring characters in DCFC recent history, inexplicably steal a
Limousine and trash it. Rock n' Roll!
Who want to sleep in a city that never wakes up,
blinded by nostalgia" - It really is time 'Brian Clough's Red and
White Army' got over it
and moved on. The twats.
"Who the fuck's Arctic Monkeys?" - The Pride
Park DJ has obviously never heard of the biggest band in England.
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